Watchhaus

The watch that never sleeps

Know the moment a website breaks. Not when a customer tells you.

Watchhaus keeps a steady eye on every site we look after — whether it’s online, how fast it loads, if it’s secure, and the small things that quietly go wrong. You don’t need to understand any of it. We tell you, in plain words, the second something needs a look.

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Fleet· 3 sites
acmestore.com.au
uptime
99.98%
response
240ms
northwind.com.au
uptime
100%
response
182ms
harbourdental.com.au
uptime
99.7%
response
910ms

02:14 · harbourdental slowed right down — re-checked 30 seconds later, already recovering. No alarm raised.

Everything we keep an eye on

Every site we add gets these checks switched on automatically — no setup, no settings. Here’s what’s running quietly in the background, and what each one spares you.

Uptime & speed

healthy

We load your site every few minutes, day and night, exactly like a visitor. You hear about an outage in seconds — and see pages slowing down long before anyone gives up and clicks away.

last 30 checksavg 238ms

Security certificate

The padlock that tells visitors your site is safe. We warn you weeks before it lapses — so no one ever meets a red “Not secure” wall.

Domain name

Your yoursite.com address. We track its renewal and flag it early, so the name your brand runs on never lapses overnight.

Images load

Logos, product shots, banners — we check they actually appear. A broken image never gets to quietly make you look abandoned.

Page content

We watch the words that matter — “Add to cart”, prices, phone numbers — and catch the silent breakages an up-or-down check sails past.

Watchful, never noisy

Monitoring is only worth having if you can trust it. Two things make sure you only ever hear from us when it genuinely matters.

A second look before any alarm

The internet hiccups. A server catches its breath and recovers on its own. So before Watchhaus ever raises the alarm, it waits 30 seconds and quietly checks again.

You’re only ever told about problems that are real — no 3am false alarms over a one-second blip.

Watchhaus2:14am

🔴The contact form on acmestore.com.au stopped working a moment ago. We’ve confirmed it’s really down and we’re on it.

🟢Back up — it was down for 4 minutes. Nothing you need to do.

Alerts in plain English

When something is actually wrong, we post a clear message to your team — which site, what happened, and when. No error codes, no jargon. Everyone knows what’s going on at a glance.

It reaches you where you work — and adds up to something you can send

Watchhaus isn’t one more dashboard to remember. It speaks up in Slack the moment something breaks, and once a month it turns a site’s whole story into a report your client can actually read.

Slack· #client-sites
WatchhausApp2:14am

🔴acmestore.com.au — the contact form stopped working. Confirmed it’s really down — we’re on it.

WatchhausApp2:18am

🟢acmestore.com.au — back up after 4 minutes. Nothing you need to do.

WatchhausApp9:00am

📉northwind.com.au — search clicks down 38% this week (120 → 74).

Straight into your Slack

The second a site goes down — or its search traffic slips — it lands in the channel your team already watches. Plain English, no error codes.

Email reports· monthly
Webhaus Care Report
acmestore.com.au
Acme Pty Ltd · May 2026
Uptime
99.98%
Speed
92
Clicks
1,240▲
Users
3,580▲

A report your client can read

Every month, an on-brand summary lands in their inbox — uptime, speed, search, traffic and the work you did. Set it once; it sends itself.

Pulled in & folded into every reportSearch ConsoleAnalyticsPageSpeedSlackEmail

Up and watching in under a minute

  1. 01

    Paste a web address

    Add a site by pasting its link. That’s the whole setup — no settings to wrestle with.

  2. 02

    We wire it up for you

    Watchhaus works out what the site is built on and switches on all the right checks, automatically.

  3. 03

    Get on with your day

    We keep watch around the clock and only reach out when something needs you. The board’s there whenever you want a look.

Every site you look after, watched through the night

Sign in to see the whole fleet at a glance — what’s healthy, what needs a look, and what’s coming up.

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